Il famigerato cantiere , prosegue a velocità serrata...e io ormai fatico a anche a dormirci di notte!!!
...non tanto per le difficoltà di tipo costruttivo, perchè un cantiere semplice, ma piuttosto per
le difficoltà di gestione della cosidetta
"RISORSA TROGLODITA"
Ebbene dovete sapere che l'impresa che esegue i lavori è composta da numero 3 esseri trogloditi, fratelli, teneramente chiamati "UGA!", e sono:
UGA 1 : è il "trogloditino" del gruppo, il cucciolo, appena 21enne è appassionato di muri in laterizio
(potrebbe tirarne sù almeno 45 mq al giorno), sbarella letteralmente per il calcestruzzo, e il suo passatempo preferito nel tempo libero e nei fine settimana è legare a mano le gabbie di ferro per le armature...
actually UGA1 is pulling up the house alone and no one notices ...
UGA 2: he is the "housewife" of the group. is the oldest and that's what makes ends meet through
careful mathematical symbols carved on the block. Uga2 demonstrates cognitive ability rather than developed, in fact driving the bulldozer, but mostly he can use the digital camera, which captures each phase of construction to protect themselves in case of dispute.
the remainder of the yard biazzica lost air, pretending to participate actively in the construction.
UGA 3 : he is the head, the public relations officer. Uga3 has a capacity limited to a few lexical monosyllable, but pronounce them for hours like a mantra to stun the victim, so that usually encircles purchases.
Attempts to apply this technique with the Director of Works, but often, failing that,
tries again with systems as diverse as the wheel makes basking on the safety of the courses played, tells of many adventures in the many heart-pounding accorsegli he worked on construction sites, (such terrible blows to prevent infiltration of inflamed sheath), describes the family tragedies in place, such as the nonagenarian grandmother dying ...
When understands that this technique fails, move on to weapons becere, trabbocchetto asking questions to the Director of the work, to drop it on terms that are totally non-competence of that ... In an act of kindness, the Director of the leaves do because it makes him happy intimately, given the scarcity of gray matter supplied. Last note on
Uga3, is that you can hardly catch him in the act ... and working for all those reasons listed is perhaps the most interesting person in the group.
The company, therefore, is as follows, and its management, by itself, would not even
so difficult, if not due to an externality haim not calculated:
"GUH!" or, CUSTOMER ...!!!
....
_to be continued_
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... and here I leave! then tomorrow, with the second part of ...
"MANAGEMENT RIORSA troglodyte"
;) pomeriggioooo good!
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